Intha US Visa procedure erukeya athu oru periya sweet confusion pa..
To help mankind
I used to conduct free courses for
“How to and not to face consulate people ?” .
(he he Eppadi correctaa thappaa sollanum therium, illaya ? ) .
one of my close friend asked to get some additional documents and sent back.
Here you go..
F>> Dei.. consulate people sent me back to get more documents. da..
Me>> Hey thats a good thing. still u have hopes to get ur visa
F>> ???? enna da torture pannura rascal..
Me>> Enna Nee anga poi nalla soodhapittu vandhu inga enna thitunana ? ..
naan enna pannurathu
F>> Poda inga… vengalam ?
Me>> O.k Past is past machii. lets attack the problem and
lets have a Mock consultate interview and fix it. ok.
This time when u go to Chennai Consultate – here are the thing that u need to carefully
( romba carefullaa ) note.
1. After u finished ur thirupathi devasatha type Queue in mount road,
ur allowed to see chennai consulate.
2. There u see one multi-linguisitc periamma. Romba authoritive aunty. Romba jhakarathay irukum nee. ( ellam intha Boochaindee katha maathiri )
F>> appadiya sari sari. avuinga enna pannu-vaainga.
Me>> Avainga onnum panna-maattainga. Adhu dhaan point. ( kalkura da nee )
F>> Oh apadiya.
3. Then you may hop couple of lines and got to see ur consulate members.
1. First cabinilla oru Fat, short haired, spectacled guy – Do go with. he always reject.
2. Second cabinilla oru tall black guy. This guy seems to be arrogant and asking lot of question. if ur ok join.
3. Third cabinilla oru english patti. pavam patti but nee inga konjam usharra irukanum. patti ethu venna pannu. yethuku chance illaya..
4. Fourth cabinilla slim, wet maggie curly haired, fair ( mexican fair ) , cute girl irupa. ava dhaan un entry pass. ava keta ponna Ur Visa is through
F>> Sari machi. namakku dhaan kanni rasieya illa erudhalaum nee sollura avala target pannuran
Me>> good thats positive being. appuram she will ask what are u going to in US ?
Me >> parthu ko – ethu romba romba tuff question?
F>> appadiya. naan dhaan “i am java s/w developer innu sollu vaynain???
Me>> Dai enna ethu kid maathiri.. inga dhaan namma vivek dialogue remember pannanum nee?
F>> enna da confuse pannura?
Me>> u should not say “Java”, “.Net”, “SAP”, “Oracle” etc etc
F>> appuram.. enna solla sollura
Me>> its like this . they all know EJB 3.0 version, C# , Oracle 11g. so u need to say like
“I am going to work in scientific energy coupled with atomic energy in the evolution of mankind with programming in java architect” innun sollanum
F>> #()#(_!!_!(((@@ .. enna jokeaa aa. nee enna answer pannuna andha question ikku?
Me>> naan vandhu kaykuran, meykuran company illa work pannuran sonna..
adhu ethu unnakku. ippo unakku visaa illa ennaku visa..
F>> sari machii
meet u after i got the visa
after few days he called me again.
F>> dai naye.. consulate illa peri-amma vum illa, fat, short personum illa..
Me> he he he appadi ya.. transfer vandhu irukum, what happened to your visa?
F>> Thanks machii. i got the visa..
Me> Thats the good news. enna question vandhchu ?
F>> onnum illa da. ( ippo avan padam mm. swamy yaoo.. ) summa dhaan. usual kelvi da. naanu namma style reply pannan.. ?
Me> ethu ellam overa.. enna pannu na atha sollu ?
F>> onnum illa, she was browsing my missed out documents and asked when is my marriage ?
Me> appuram.
F>> I said – my parents will look for me and i will marry that girl ?
Me>> naye.. unnakku ethu figure illa ingarathu ka gha.. eppadi sollu
F>> She was so surprised and curious and said ? what you do not have girl friend and you will marry a girl what ur parents selecting ?
F>> yes thats the cultural respect that we are going to our parents ?
F>> she said ur visa is stamped?
Me> ada mooinnna naye. ethukku eppadi oru build-up aa. mm romba nalla iruku..
Happy Stamping